When you see a deer 
you see Bambi 
I see antler' s 

up on the wall 
When you see a lake 
you think picnic' s 
I see a large mouth 

up under that log 
You' re probably thinkin' 
that you' re gonna change me 
In some ways well 

maybe you might 
Scrub me down 
dress me up 
Oh but no matter what 

Remember I' m still a guy 
When you see a priceless 
french painting 
I see a drunk naked girl 

You think that riding 
a wild bull sound' s crazy 
And I' d like to give it a whirl 
Well love make' s a man 

do some thing' s 
he ain' t proud of 
And in a weak moment I might 
Walk your sissy dog 

hold your purse at the mall 
But remember 
I' m still a guy 
I' ll pour out my heart 

hold your hand in the car 
Write a love song 
that makes you cry 
Then turn right around 

knock some jerk to the ground 
Cause he copped a feel 
as you walked by 
I can hear you now 

talkin' to your friend' s 
Sayin' yeah girl' s he' s 
come a long way 
From draggin' his knuckles 

and carryin' a club 
And buildin' a fire in a cave 
But when you say a 
backrub mean' s 

only a backrub 
And you swat 
my hand when I try 
Well now what can I say 

at the end of the day 
Honey, I' m still a guy 

And I' ll pour out my heart 

Hold your hand in the car 
Write a love song 
that makes you cry 
Then turn right around 

Knock some jerk 
to the ground 
Cause he copped 
a feel as you walked by 

These days there' s 
dudes getting' facials 
Manicured, waxed 
and Botoxed 

With deep spray on tan' s 
and creamy lotiony hand' s 
You can' t grip a tackle box 
Yeah with all of these men 

linin' up to get neutered 
And headin' out to 
be feminized 
I don' t highlight my hair 

I' ve still got a pair 
Yeah honey, I' m still a guy 
Oh, my eyebrow' s 
ain' t plucked 

there' s a gun in my truck 
Oh thank God I' m still a guy 
Yeah Boy