I'm Miss American Dream 
since I was seventeen 
Don't matter if I step on the scene 

or sneak away to the Philippines 
They still gon' put pictures 
of my derriere in the magazine 
You want a piece of me 

I'm Miss bad media karma 
Another day another drama 
Guess I can't see the harm 
in working and being a mama 

And with a kid on my arm 
I'm still an exceptional earner 
You want a piece of me 
I'm Mrs lifestyles 

of the rich and famous 
I'm Mrs oh my God 
that Britney's shameless 
You want a piece of me 

I'm Mrs extra, extra this just in 
I'm Mrs she's too big 
Now she's too thin 
You want a piece of me 

I'm Mrs you want a piece of me 
Tryin' and pissin' me off 
Well get in line with the paparazzi 
Who's flippin' me off 

Hopin' I'll resort to some havoc 
End up settlin' in court 
Now are you sure 
you want a piece of me 

I'm Mrs most likely to get on 
the TV for slippin' on the streets 
When getting the groceries 
Now for real, are you kidding me 

No wonder there's panic 
in the industry 
I mean please 
Do you want a piece of me 

I'm Mrs lifestyles 
of the rich and famous 
I'm Mrs oh my God 
that Britney's shameless 

You want a piece of me 
I'm Mrs extra, extra this just in 
I'm Mrs she's too big 
Now she's too thin 

You want a piece of me 
I'm Miss American Dream 
since I was seventeen 
Don't matter if I step on the scene 

or sneak away to the Philippines 
They still gon' put pictures 
of my derriere in the magazine 
You want a piece of me 

You want a piece, piece of me 
You want a piece of me 
I'm Mrs lifestyles 
of the rich and famous 

I'm Mrs oh my God 
that Britney's shameless 
You want a piece of me 
I'm Mrs extra, extra this just in 

I'm Mrs she's too big 
Now she's too thin 
You want a piece of me 
I'm Mrs lifestyles 

of the rich and famous 
I'm Mrs oh my God 
that Britney's shameless 
You want a piece of me 

I'm Mrs extra, extra this just in 
I'm Mrs she's too big 
Now she's too thin 
You want a piece of me 

You want a piece of me