Hey folks here`s the story
about Minnie the Moocher
She was a low down

hoochie koocher
She was the roughest
toughest friend
But Minnie had a heart

as big as a whale
Hidey hidey hidey hi
Hodey hodey hodey ho
Heedey heedey heedey hee

Hidey hidey hidey ho
She messed around
with a bloke named Smokey
She loved him

though he was tokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And showed her how
to kick the gong around

Hidey hidey hidey hi
Whooooooooaaaap
Heedey heedey heedey hee
Hidey hidey hidey ho

She had a dream
about the King of Sweden
He gave her things
that she was needin`

He gave her a home
built of gold and steel
A diamond car
with the platinum wheels

Hidey hidey hidey hidey
hidey hidey hidey hi
Hodey hodey hodey hodey
hodey hodey  ho

Scoodley boo scoodley boo
scoodley boodley boodley boo
Skit dit dittle lit
bit bit bittle lit

skit dit dittle lit boot ba zoy
He gave her his town house
and his racin` horses
Each meal she ate

was a dozen courses
Had a million dollars
worth of nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted

them all a million times
Hidey hidey hidey hi
Hodey hodey hodey ho
Heedey heedey heedey hee

Hidey hidey hidey ho
Poor Min` poor Min` poor Min`