WHEN I WAS JUST A 
WEE LITTLE BOY 
FULL OF HEALTH 

AND JOY 
ONE CHRISTMAS 
MORNING I RECEIVED 
A MARVELOUS 

LITTLE TOY 
A WONDER 
TO BEHOLD IT WAS 
MANY COLORS BRIGHT 

AND THE MOMENT 
I LAID EYES ON IT 
IT BECAME MY HEARTS 
DELIGHT 

IT WENT ZIP 
WHEN IT MOVED 
AND BOPPED 
WHEN IT STOPPED 

BLUR WHEN IT 
STOOD STILL 
I NEVER KNEW 
JUST WHAT IT WAS 

AND I GUESS 
I NEVER WILL 
4 BAR 
BREAK 


THE FIRST TIME 
THAT I PICKED IT UP 
I HAD A BIG SURPRISE 

FOR RIGHT 
ON THE SMUTTON 
WERE TWO GREEN 
BUTTONS 

THAT LOOKED LIKE 
BIG GREEN EYES 
I FIRST PUSHED ONE 
THEN THE OTHER 

THEN LIFTED UP IT'S LID 
AND WHEN I 
SET IT DOWN AGAIN 
THIS IS WHAT IT DID 

IT WENT ZIP 
WHEN IT MOVED 
AND BOPPED 
WHEN IT STOPPED 

BLUR WHEN IT 
STOOD STILL 
I NEVER KNEW 
JUST WHAT IT WAS 

AND I GUESS 
I NEVER WILL 
4 BAR 
BREAK 


IT FIRST MARCHED LEFT 
THEN MARCHED RIGHT 
THEN MARCHED UNDER 

A CHAIR 
AND WHEN I LOOKED 
WHERE IT HAD GONE 
IT WASN'T EVEN THERE 

I STARTED TO CRY 
BUT MY DADDY 
LAUGHED 
HE KNEW 

THAT I WOULD FIND 
WHEN I TURNED 
AROUND 
MY MARVELOUS TOY 

WAS TUGGING 
FROM BEHIND 
IT WENT ZIP 
WHEN IT MOVED 

AND BOPPED 
WHEN IT STOPPED 
BLUR WHEN IT 
STOOD STILL 

I NEVER KNEW 
JUST WHAT IT WAS 
AND I GUESS 
I NEVER WILL 

12 BAR 
INSTRUMENTAL 
BREAK 


THE YEARS 
HAVE PASSED TO QUICK 
IT SEEMS 
I HAVE MY OWN 

LITTLE BOY 
AND YESTERDAY 
I GAVE TO HIM 
MY MARVELOUS 

LITTLE TOY 
HIS EYES 
NEARLY POPPED 
RIGHT OUT OF HIS HEAD 

HE GAVE A SQUEAL 
OF GLEE 
NEITHER ONE OF US 
KNOWS JUST WHAT IT IS 

BUT HE LOVES IT 
JUST LIKE ME 
IT STILL WENT 
ZIP WHEN IT MOVED 

BOP WHEN IT STOPPED 
BLUR WHEN IT 
STOOD STILL 
I NEVER KNEW 

JUST WHAT IT WAS 
AND I GUESS 
I NEVER WILL 
I NEVER KNEW 

JUST WHAT IT WAS 
AND I GUESS 
I NEVER WILL