YOU'RE A MEAN ONE 
MR. GRINCH 
YOU REALLY ARE A HEEL 

YOU'RE AS CUDDLY 
AS A CACTUS 
YOU'RE AS CHARMING 
AS AN EEL 

MR. GRINCH 
YOU'RE A BAD BANANA 
WITH A 
GREASY BLACK PEEL 

4 BAR 
BREAK 

YOU'RE A MONSTER 

MR. GRINCH 
YOUR HEART'S 
AN EMPTY HOLE 
YOUR BRAIN IS 

FULL OF SPIDERS 
YOU'VE GOT GARLIC 
IN YOUR SOUL 
MR. GRINCH 

I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU 
WITH A 
THIRTY-NINE 
AND A HALF FOOT POLE 

YOU'RE A VILE ONE 
MR. GRINCH 
YOU HAVE TERMITES 
IN YOUR SMILE 

YOU HAVE ALL 
THE TENDER SWEETNESS 
OF A SEA SICK 
CROCODILE 

MR. GRINCH 
GIVEN THE CHOICE 
BETWEEN 
THE TWO OF YOU 

I'D TAKE THE 
SEA SICK CROCODILE 
YOU'RE A FOUL ONE 
MR. GRINCH 

YOU'RE A NASTY 
WASTY SKUNK 
YOUR HEART IS FULL OF 
UNWASHED SOCKS 

YOUR SOUL IS FULL 
OF GUNK 
MR. GRINCH 
THE THREE WORDS 

THAT BEST DESCRIBE 
YOU 
ARE AS FOLLOWS 
AND I QUOTE 

STINK STANK STUNK 
YOU'RE A ROTTER 
MR. GRINCH 
YOU'RE THE KING OF 

SINFUL SOTS 
YOUR HEART'S 
A DEAD TOMATO 
SPLOTCHED WITH MOLDY 

PURPLE SPOTS 
MR. GRINCH 
YOUR SOUL IS AN 
APALLING DUMP HEAP 

OVERFLOWING WITH THE 
MOST DISGRACEFUL 
ASSORTMENT OF 
DEPLORABLE RUBBISH 

IMAGINABLE 
MANGLED IN 
TANGLED UP KNOTS 
YOU NAUSEATE ME 

MR. GRINCH 
WITH A NAUSEOUS 
SUPER NAUS 
YOU'RE A CROOKED 

JERKY JOCKEY 
AND YOU DRIVE A 
CROOKED HORSE 
MR. GRINCH 

YOU'RE A THREE DECKER 
SAURKRAUT AND 
TOADSTOOL SANDWICH 
WITH ARSENIC SAUCE