Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and
Begged you not to leave

Because I`d go berserk
Well you left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I`ve gone

Completely out of my mind and
They`re coming to take me away
Ha ha they`re coming to
Take me away

Ho ho hee hee ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful
All the time

And I`ll be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they`re coming to take me away

Ha haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed you laughed
When I had said that losing you

Would make me flip my lid right
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh you laughed
You laughed and laughed

And then you left but now
You know I`m utterly mad and
They`re coming to take me away
Ha ha they`re coming to

Take me away
Ho ho hee hee ha ha
To the happy home with
Trees and flowers

And chirping birds and
Basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they`re coming to
Take me away ha haaa
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house

And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish
Loving deeds ah
Well you just wait

They`ll find you yet
And when they do they`ll
Put you in
The ASPCA you mangy mutt and

They`re coming to take me away
Ha ha they`re coming to
Take me away
Ho ho hee hee ha ha

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful
All the time
And I`ll be happy to see

Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they`re coming to take me away
Ha haaa

To the happy home with
Trees and flowers
And chirping birds and
Basket weavers

Who sit and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they`re coming to
Take me away ha haaa