I'm through with 
standing in line to clubs 
we'll never get in 

It's like the bottom 
of the ninth 
and I'm never gonna win 
This life hasn't turned out 

quite the way 
I want it to be 
I want a brand new house 
on an episode of Cribs 

And a bathroom 
I can play baseball in 
And a king size tub big 
enough for ten plus me 

I'll need a credit card 
that's got no limit 
And a big black jet 
with a bedroom in it 

Gonna join the mile high club 
at thirty seven thousand feet 
I want a new tour 
bus full of old guitars 

My own star on 
Hollywood Boulevard 
Somewhere between Cher and 
James Dean is fine for me 

I'm gonna trade this 
life for fortune and fame 
I'd even cut my hair 
and change my name 

'Cos we all just wanna 
be big rockstars 
And live in hilltop houses 
driving fifteen cars 

The girls come easy and 
the drugs come cheap 
We'll all stay skinny 
'cos we just won't eat 

And we'll hang out 
in the coolest bars 
In the VIP with 
the movie stars 

Every good gold digger's 
gonna wind up there 
Every Playboy bunny with 
her bleach blond hair and we'll 

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar 
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar 
I wanna be great like 
Elvis without the tassels 

Hire eight body guards that 
love to beat up assholes 
Sign a couple autographs 
So I can eat my meals for free 

I'm gonna dress my 
ass with the latest fashion 
Get a front door key 
to the Playboy mansion 

Gonna date a centerfold that 
loves to blow my money for me 
I'm gonna trade this life 
for fortune and fame 

I'd even cut my hair 
and change my name 
'Cos we all just wanna 
be big rockstars 

And live in hilltop houses 
driving fifteen cars 
The girls come easy and 
the drugs come cheap 

We'll all stay skinny 
'cos we just won't eat 
And we'll hang out 
in the coolest bars 

In the VIP with 
the movie stars 
Every good gold digger's 
gonna wind up there 

Every Playboy bunny with 
her bleach blond hair and we'll 
hide out in the private rooms 
With the latest dictionary 

and today's Who's Who 
They'll get you anything 
with that evil smile 
Everybody's got a drug 

dealer on speed dial, well 
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar 
I'm gonna sing those songs 
that offend the censors 

Gonna pop my pills 
from a Pez dispenser 
Get washed up singers 
writing all my songs 

Lip sync 'em every night 
so I don't get 'em wrong 
Well we all just wanna 
be big rockstars and live in hilltop 

houses driving fifteen cars, 
the girls come easy and 
the drugs come cheap, we'll 
all stay skinny 'cos 

we just won't eat, and 
we'll hang out 
in the coolest bars, in 
the V I P 

with the movie stars, every 
good gold digger's gonna 
wind up there every 
Playboy bunny with 

her bleach blond hair and 
we'll hide out in the private 
rooms with the latest dictionary 
and today's Who's 

Who, they'll get you anything 
with that evil smile 
Everybody's got a drug 
dealer on speed dial, well 

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar 
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar