I am he and you are he
as you are me
and we are all together

See how they run
like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I`m crying

Sitting on a cornflake
waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt
stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long
I am the eggman I am the eggman
I am the walrus goo goo g`joob

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly
like Lucy in the Sky

see how they run
I`m crying I`m crying
I`m crying I`m crying
Yellow matter custard

dripping from the dead dog`s eye
I grab her like a fishwife
pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl

you let your knickers down
I am the eggman I am the eggman
I am the walrus goo goo g`joob
Sitting in an English garden

waiting for her sun
If the sun don`t come I get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman I am the eggman

I am the walrus
goo goo g`joob g`goo goo g`joob
Expert taxed the choking smokers
Don`t you think the joker

laughs at you
See how they smile
like pigs in a sty
See how they snied

I`m crying
I seen you like the future
climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Cool you let your gang men

singing Hari Krishna
Man you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman I am the eggman

I am the walrus
goo goo g`joob
g`goo goo goo g`joob
Goo goo g`joob

g`goo goo goo g`joob
goo goo
goo goo goo goo goo goo
goo goo goo goo goo goo

goo goo goo goo goo goo
goo goo goo goo