Turn it up, son  
All right boys, 
this is her favorite song, 

you know that, right?  
So if we play it good 
and loud she might 
get up and dance again  

Aw she's pretty good now  
Here she comes, 
here she comes  
Left, left, 

left-right-left
Hustlers 
shootin' 
eight ball  

Throwin' darts at 
the walls  
Feeling damn near 
10 feet tall  

Here she comes Lord 
help us all  
Old TW's girlfriend done 
slapped him out 

his chair  
Poor old boy it ain't 
his fault it's so 
hard not to stare 

at that  
Honky 
tonk 
badonkadonk  

Keepin' perfect rhythm 
make you wanna 
swing along  
Got it goin' on like 

Donkey Kong  
And ooo wee shut 
my mouth, 
slap your grandma  

There ought to be 
a law, get the sheriff 
on the phone  
Lord have mercy 

how'd she even get 
them britches on  
With that honky tonk 
badonkadonk, aw son

Now 
honey you can't 
blame her for what 
her mama gave her  

It ain't right 
to hate her 
for working that 
moneymaker  

Band shuts down at two 
but we're hanging out 
'til three  
We hate to see her go 

but love to watch her 
leave with that
Honky 
tonk badonkadonk  

That keepin' perfect rhythm 
make you wanna swing along  
Got it goin' on like 
Donkey Kong  

And ooo wee shut 
my mouth, slap 
your grandma  
There ought to be a law, 

get the sheriff 
on the phone  
Lord have mercy how'd 
she even get them 

britches on  
With that honky tonk 
badonkadonk, 
Oh that's what I'm talkin' 

'bout right there 
We 
don't care about the 
drinkin', barely 

listen to band  
Our hands they start 
to shakin' when she gets 
the urge to dance  

Drivin' everybody crazy 
you think you fell in love  
Boys you better keep 
your distance, you can 

look but you can't touch  
That 
honky tonk 
badonkadonk  

That keepin' perfect 
rhythm make you 
wanna swing along  
Got it goin' on like 

Donkey Kong  
And ooo wee shut 
my mouth, 
slap your grandma  

There ought to be a law, 
get the sheriff 
on the phone  
Lord have mercy 

how'd she even get 
them britches on  
that honky tonk 
badonkadonk, 

That 
honky tonk 
badonkadonk  
Yeah that honky 

tonk badonkadonk  
That's it right 
there boys  
That's why we do 

what we do  
It ain't for the money, 
it ain't for the glory  
It ain't for the 

free whiskey  
It's for the 
Badonkadonk