She was pretty, 
she was smart
She was witty, 

yeah she had charm
Cupid shot me 
that's what got me
Down the aisle

But that match 
made in heaven
Went straight to hell
Split up our possessions

Put the house 
up for sale
And I learned a lesson 
I won't be forgettin'

Next time around
I'm 
gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn rich 

it ain't funny
I'm gonna have me 
a trust fund, 
yacht club, 

hot tub, 
piece of the pie
Find me a sweet 
sugar mamma

With a whole lot 
of zeros and commas
Don't really care 
if she loves me

She can even be ugly
But I'm gonna 
marry for money
I 

won't have to 
love her family
I won't have to 
like her friends

And if it works 
out like I planned it
I won't ever have 
to work again

I'm 
gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn 
rich it ain't funny

I'm gonna have me 
a trust fund, 
yacht club, 
hot tub, piece 

of the pie
Find me a sweet 
sugar mamma
With a whole lot 

of zeros and commas
I don't care if 
she loves me
She can even be ugly

I'm gonna marry 
for money
Show me the money
I'm 

gonna fly to Hawaii
On a leer jet the 
old lady buys me
And I'll call her 

sweetheart and honey
If she's a hundred 
and twenty
I'm gonna marry for money

I don't care if 
she loves me
She can be really ugly
I'm gonna marry 

for money
Oohhhh
Cha Ching
Mucho dinero

Cmon over here you 
good looking thang you 
there's your walker 
in the corner