I finally made it through
med school
Somehow I made it through

I`m just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute

Now I`m trying to avoid,
yah I`m trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon

Cuttin` for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all

your gauze nurse
This patient`s fading fast
Complications have set in
Don`t know how long he`ll last

Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go time to operate
I`ll pull his insides out,
pull his insides out

And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin` for the very first time
Like a surgeon

Here`s a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It`s a fact I`m a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.

`Cause my patients die,
yah my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin` for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon

When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my
forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time